Stale Hakka Noodles..
One cameo and two films later.. this small director had a Big time idea of indianizing Kung Fu Panda !! In his effort to attract both Indian and Chinese audience- what he presents to us is a plate of stale Hakka Noodles.. remember to make it yummy- you put a lot of peppy spicy ingredients - so did our great Director- some stale meaningless unmelodious songs, a bostaa pochaa story and an over-hyped Taekwondo expert female from nowhere Deepika Padukone!! I have never seen so so much extra hype about a "no-more-than-ordinary" actress. But in our over-hyped over-sensationalized filmy country actress like her keep getting work!
What left to talk about a shitty film with bad storyline, bad screenplay, bad action, poor dialogues- splly those coming from idiot-looking Akshay's mouth, bad cinematography and an overall cheap sense of Direction. In bengali we have a saying: Golper Goru gaache utthe geche -- which means a brainless meaningless story- That is exactly what this is. I sincerely hope that someone be tortured very badly for making the viewers go through HELL !!
VERDICT : Watching this is committing SUICIDE. DO NOT GO WATCH this movie unless you seriously wana kill or choke yourself to DEATH.