Rowdy Reviewer is Back- Jab Tak Hain Jaan or Jeevala Total Honar Jokhim
This time around I had decided that I will not write anything that would make the film worse than it is already. So I watched the film again and again and again and I failed. Sorry Jesus Sir, I tried. But I can now make a love story with 4 songs, I tear jerking scene, one rain scene and 1 whole Green field with 2 ladies and now bloody cows. With so much hay, I am suffering from “Samar” sickness.
Making Maggie Noodles – 2 minutes – Anupama Bhat my wife
Defusing a complex C4 bomb in India – 1 ½ minutes – SRK. Too good man.
Defusing a remote detonating bomb in UK – 1 minute – SRK. Extremely good.
Next time SRK will defuse the bomb even before it is activated. Say Hallelujah
The movie is a complete documentary on London, with the Tube ( Charing Cross Stn), Canary Wharf ( London ka Chatrapati Shivaji Terminal) .I saw an idol of the Man on the Horse and I thought “Aayla – Shivaji Park ki kai”- but it was Trafalgar Square. Have we not seen that in James Bond – Skyfall already.
Then there is the ominous clock ticking on the Bomb. Has no one gone digital. Google must be password protected for terrorists. Btw, It can also serve as a Tutorial for Bomb Defusing.
Old man SRK Divided by 2 = Anushka , add 5 = Katrina.
Anushka needs some more meat on her. In the opening sequence, she resembles a Chicken Satay only the dish has more meat.
Now for the good thing
Katrina looks good and the modern dance sequence with SRK is exceptional.
I think God saw it and then called YRC up. Someone has to be accountable for all this trash.
YRC then saw the movie and died of it. Ab hamari Baari.
AMPI – Association of Movie Piraters of India has written to Bollywood that their business is drastically cut down because no one wants to watch these movies.
They complained that the in case of Aiyya, they did not even make a Pirated DVD !!!!.
Till the next trash movie comes out, i will go to Himalayas and chill.