Rowdy Reviewer - Khiladi 786 - DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. THIS IS INJURIOUS TO HUMAN INTELLEGENCE AND LIFE. PLS TAKE AN INSURANCE POLICY BEFORE WATCHING THE MOVIE.
Ps. my wife is working for Max Life Insurance. any one wants a policy, call me :)
Myocardial Infraction or in layman terms Heart attack- A situation when a person feels extreme pain in the left side of the shoulder and later ceases to feel any pain. You then see Rambha and Urvashi.
This is actually what I felt when I saw this disaster called Khiladi 786. Luckily there was Sorbitrate in the form of a remote control.
The Good - As Himes Bhai put in Burman Da’s name , I can only write good about it. The music was how ever good though I failed to see any RD Burman connection except some back ground music in bits. The lyrics were trash , the choreography was as if Akshay Kumar had some major itching in you know where – BUT the music was good. Burman da muzhe maaf karna.
Now to my favorite part – The Bad and Ugly
If you add comedians and comediennes in a movie and donot have anything funny, IT IS NOT A COMEDY MOVIE. Himesh bhai ee vaat samazto nathee.
Movie bahoo kharab che , comedy toh Phodinakya , audience na dimag no ma behen ek karee didu.
This was the amount of Gujarati that I learnt from the movie.
I was witness to a Bengali speak Marathi ( Mithunda as the Don) a Malayali speak Marathi ( Asin)
Thankfully Johnny Lever Suddha Marathi Maddhe Bolala.
The movie is a complete waste of money as evidenced by amateurish direction and dialogues.
Exactly 180 seconds into the movie I suffered the attack and wanted to just die from what I was seeing in front of me.
No wonder that the world is ending on 21st. The Mayans would have seen this movie releasing in December and thought that the end is better.
Microwaves are passé , aab khaana seegdi pe garam karo.
Oxford Dictionary has a new Term – LONALI LONALI- For pronouncing this they have a pictograph of a person Holding his nose. The director of Oxford, I hear, has passed away after holding his nose for too long. My English teacher also is in coma.
The action is so Rohit Shetty stereotype – flying cars, flying akshay and flying common sense.Asin’s expressions have been the same from Ghajni days and I think she should learn how to emote.
Akshay Kumar I Know is Punjabi but what the hell yaar – Toosi Har Picture main ek hi role karanga toh?
Very soon all his movies will release on ETV Punjabi.
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