The city of dreams-Mumbai, dreams of 50% of mumbaikars-Bollywood. Our protagonist Amit and Alvina, are trying to make it big in this big bad world. Amit is an assistant director to Mr. Kranti Sethna who has given Bollywood hit c-grade films, to name a few- Khali Bistar- a bed without a pillow, Course ke naam pe Intercourse…and according to him expressions and acting in c-grade film is below the neck and hence a serious scene, a happy situation acting depends upon the actress's heavy breathing .Mr. kranti is making a new movie, Mera paani teri pyaas- the story revolves around a female who lives in a rented apartment and whenever she goes to take a shower, her water tank is empty, and that’s when the hero comes with hot water so that she can have bath.
The problem enters in Amit’s life when he falls in love with their new actress- Alvina- she is a loud mouth and it’s not her fault, her childhood and parent’s problems made her this cheap and loud. Her hindi is cheap and abusive words start and end her sentences. Mr. kranti who is already giving the actress the hint of casting couch and Alvina ready to give in, Amit on other hand is trying to save her from this dirty picture. In one of the scenes where Mr. Kranti is making a cameo he sits like a paraplegic and acting like Hrithik roshan from Guzaarish, the scene requires Alvina to wipe his face and body when a mosquite tries to irritate him. Amit changes the script and hence when Mr. Kranti is irritated by a fly, Alvina squats a frying pan on his face and says –“ just tolerate it you disable cat, dirty dog, sly fox..”
The next scene where Mr. Kranti tells her to shoot the bathroom scene without the top, Amit shoots the scene smartly by only shooting her legs and explaining Mr. Kranti that he said a topless scene so hence Alvina is top-less.
The meetings between Amit and Alvina increases and both fall in love, Amit explains his problem that if he is not able to make it big in another year, his dad will put him in sari business. Amit finally leaves this job and so does Alvina drops this cheap film.