Allah Du Haee hai
Torture Yeh Layee Hai
Anupama Varun Ki Ayee Hai ( there was nothing to rhyme)
Isse accha film Mai hai ( a new film)
Ahhhhhh a silent Cry came out of me when I saw John’s Abs.
I heard another silent cry from Anupama ( my legally wedded wife) when she saw Deepika’s Abs.
The final straw was Varun my son’s silent cry when he saw John and Deepika and realized it was our faulty genes that were responsible for his current physical state.
2- Twice over
Deepika was mind blowing in her various Avataars and Jackie matched her outfit to outfit. John and Saif looked good on screen and Anil Kapoor & Ameesha Patel just hung in.
Some one please tell Ameesha that she needs to grow out of Kaho Na Pyaar Hai. She is still delivering dialogues like her first film and the only notable value add is her generous curves. Acting like a bimbo must be natural to her.
The lame attempt at vulgar comedy with below the belt on liners can only take this film so much.
Have you ever tried getting into a Crowded Thane Local (Thane is a station on Central Railway- This was for the benefit of my international review published in New York Times on 2nd Feb.
Visit www.newyorktimes/moviereviews/bollywood/Race2/rowdyrath.html )
It is difficult to get into a crowded train from front and 4 of the buggers get into the train to steal bearer bonds ( Kisan Vikas Patra) from a helicopter.
Done that and seen that on Dhoom 2 and host of other movies. Move on guys.
The next sequence was of Saif Ali Khan trying to dislodge a Speed sensitive Bomb by looking under an Audi - In the midst of oncoming traffic with the door open and Deepika driving it, . I tried it with my stationary Bed. I tried to remove the Remote of my Blu Ray player from under my bed and ended up falling on the ground.
Saif has Deepika IN the car and the nut case is looking for a Bomb under the car.
Deepika I have a soft corner as she is my Biwi Ka Jaat wali. Kya Maloom in some future family function she might turn up and greet me. Gharwalon ke bare main aisa likhna theek nahin.
Jackie also looks good and the white suit is superb. No rain sequence you perverts !!!!
The movie also Aditya 5choli ( Pancholi- honest – it struck me after hearing Ameesha)
The movie has the following Highlights
Location – The properties shown in the movie are awesome and on big screen looks very happening
Beauty – Deepika and Jackie add so much value on screen. That’s it.
You can watch this in the film promos itself and save yourself the trouble and pain of watching this in the theatre.
I think I should watch the BP - Balak Palak ( not a BP) as I heard by son observe- Deepika Acchi Hai Jackie not so good.
How these boys grow up. Luckily he did not comment on bare bodied Saif and John. Now I am sure I will become a granddad some time in future.