The Trans-political situation of the globe may be in dire straits but I am going to give the news which might startle even the most avid nihilist. The news is that Aliens have arrived on earth. Don’t except any exclamatory connotations as this is hundred percent true. The Aliens have taken the human from of Mr. Gobinda Chandra Haldar and have selected our very own Kolkata as their launch pad. You shall get no prizes for guessing that the Aliens are very smart. They have chosen the medium of celluloid to introduce themselves with the human race. And they have taken the external appearances of Amitabha Bhattacharya, Dipankar De, Rimjhim, Mrinal Mukherjee & Anuradha Roy. The incident doesn’t end here. To become friendly with the not so friendly humans they have gone to the next level. They danced, fought, spoke and even “stood silently like sculpted figurines” to please the humans (all with a pristine Alien touch). The most alarming fact is that the Aliens have information about Allimuddin Street and our very own Buddhababu. And Lo! They have information about Singur and Nandigram! Oh, Buddhababu, I feel bad for you. Your popinjay pranks are creating waves across the universe. The Aliens are “BIRODHIPAKSHYA”, that’s for sure. But as do not belong to India or this earth do they have the basic right of making a film (or a sort of that) about Singur and Nandigram? No! Not at all. The fathers of the hierarchy shall slash their nozzle for them. For humans, who are movie goers there is one pongy advice. After entering the theatre, DO NOT EVER COMPARE THE ALIENS WITH HUMANS. This may lead you to extreme frustration and who knows? May be you come out as a cynical paranoid….If you become interested and eloquent after going through this article you may visit the aliens at your own will. They have arrived at TALKIES SHOW HOUSE, ALEYA and MAHUA. Don’t search for their space crafts. They are no where to be seen. The Aliens are too smart and have made them invisible.
Note: The Alien, Gobinda Chandra Haldar has done acting, Production, Story line, Lyrics and Direction for this “film”. This instance proves that these custodians are definitely Aliens, because no “mortal being” could complete such a huge array of task on his own. This unique VERSATILITY can only be found in Aliens, not humans.